March 3. 2008

Well it's election eve here in OH-HI-OH and frozen Ruprecht is paralyzed with digital stupidity watching clueless Libs who, birdlike, are all-a-twitter what with their new black Jesus fetal full term dismemberment pro-choice warrior The Obama-Man, and the tried and true Ice-Bitch now softer and gentler, like used Charmin, and the giveaways flying around the airways like confetti at a Macy's Day Parade. The laughter runs high what with The Bitch laying into the Teflon Jesus about backing NAFTA which she helped pass in the Senate no less, and The Obamination promising 2 chickens in every pot, a Rolex, free healthcare (you get to pick), and jobs jobs jobs for every man-jack poor dumb mother in the State, and all this by the way by sticking it to the corporations, which, I understand from my economics professor, supplies those jobs. But, hey, the Lefties are all in a lather, slurping up this class warfare shit like my dog licks his balls, and loving every second of it.

But today, election eve, the stakes are getting even higher, as Hillary is hanging on by her claws and Barak-Hussein, like the good little Muslim he is, smells the kill and is closing in for the Jihadi bombout punch, so on my way back from the Soviet Socialist Republik of Pennsylvania, I get an earful of this: "And Barack Obama (did I hear angels?) will fight the greedy corporations and cut taxes for the middle class (I assume you qualify if you gross under 25K) and put a $1,000 back into workingmen and workingwomen's pockets."

What the f***?

To whom does this elephant-eared half-white boy think he's talking to? I can't wipe my ass here in 2008 with a thousand bucks. And I live in Ohio for God's sake. That's not even a down on my daughter’s braces. That's a German car tune-up. They must think us hillbillys here in the Buckeye State are gonna run to those polls tomorrow and vote for The Half & Half Jesus and gol durn, get us all a thousand greenbacks. Maybe some Grapes of Wrath Bergen-Belsen family of 8 living on spent coal tailings might find that somewhat attractive, who knows, supplement the Black Velvet and pork rinds with some high falutin’ Canadian Club and Doritos for a month, but aw shucks, for the rest of us hayseeds, that just isn't gonna cut it.

Jesus H. Christ, here I am in the 21st Century, the wall has fallen, Cuba is a rathole, Chavez is insane and I have to listen to two half baked commie fucktards spew irrelevant Marxist class warfare bullcrap Mommy & Daddy government is gonna save us all and The Psycho Ice-Bitch and/or Dumbo-Jesus is gonna run it?

What the f***!

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