April 17, 2007

MORE ON THE SHRIEKER OF THE HOUSE

Not only has Shrieker Pelosi violated the Logan Act and committed a felony for conducting negotiations with an enemy nation without permission from the State Department, but she scared the living shit out of strongman and fellow psycho, Bashar al-Assad. It was reported that when Assad, or as his friends jokingly call him, Mr. Assad the Jew Killer, saw the Botox Bitch, with her shriveled head, bug-eyes and frozen grin, he almost fainted, thinking that the 12th Shamir-Queen of the prophet Mohammed, dead these 1500 years, had come to life. Assad, the Jew-Killer, as his friends affectionately call him, almost fell to his knees in awe-struck adulation as he saw the mummified Queen of Mohammed approach him from the jet runway. Assad was vastly disappointed, however, when Mohammed's Queen brought messages of peace, later found to be erroneous, from the terror state of Israel. Both crazies, however, seemed to enjoy their brief psychotic interlude together, but sadly, both left the meeting feeling, well, disappointed. Shame.

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