October 28, 2008

Ruprecht has his head in his hands

It sort of hit me when I heard Katie Couric interview Joe the plumber today, and her sniveling, condescending remark: "So, how do you like being called Joe the Plumber?" Followed by: "So, what do you do to make a living, can you explain it to me?"

What? He's a f&#%ing plumber, you dumb bitch. Then it all came together for Ruprecht in a sudden blinding light of existential understanding: Obama, Katie, Kennedy, Gibson, Pelosi, Reid, MSNBC, Letterman, Michelle, The View, Hollywood, The Media, Academia, Dumb Rich People with their disgusting fried egg Obama signs on their McMansion lawns, yes, yes, it suddenly made sense why these people are truly "Out of Their F&#%ing Minds," but think they're just fine, because, really, everyone else is just plain stupid.

It is what we call in peasant town "f&#%ed up elitist asshole groupthink." It worked really well for the Nazi Party and Chairman Mao. The Obamazombies all believe that they are smarter than "the rest of us" like when The Chosen One explained to Joe monkey brains in disgusting Toledo how his tax plan was really good for Joe, and if he would just shut the f&#% up and let the smart people do this, it will all work out for, dare I say it, "The Downtrodden Collective."

Trickle down Taxonomics. Obama Uber Alles.

So, we need to be led. We need to be told what to do. We need to be governed by the chosen Illuminati, we need Big Liberal Government to make it all good, run of course, by super smart Harvard lawyers, backed by a complicit, corrupt media and lionized by Hollywood and Academia. No wonder Liberal assholes love The Castro Brothers, Chavez, Mao and Che, why, they GET it. People are stupid aimless sheep and need to be led by enlightened shepherds. Tragically, unlike China & Cuba, the American Liberati have to go through this disgusting political process called "Free Elections," which requires lying, dissembling and obfuscation, to fool most of the sheep into voting for them, which means, horror, the Chosen One and his minions have to actually talk to the sheep and eat their horrifying foodstuffs, but all necessary for the common good.

Ruprecht watches in amazement at the lockstep of supposedly rational people backing a failed social experiment that never has, nor ever will work, and wonder what makes people throw history into the garbage can, and run en masse over the same cliff that has killed and impoverished millions before them. And then Katie, that little elitist bitch, so called "newsperson," clearly exposed it all in her interview with pathetic Joe the Monkey-Plumber. It's simple; it's our number one Liberal pal, Arrogance.

YOU WILL BE LED BY US.

YOU WILL BE TAXED BY US.

YOU WILL NOT ASK WHY,

BUT DO AS YOUR TOLD.

Why, dear readers, it's the brand new shiny 21st Century Politboro, the Democratic Party. Welcome Comrades to The Brave New World.

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