CHRISSY, MSNBC & The Hollow Man

So Ruprecht is idly killing a snowy February night in Clevetown, which is equivalent to being buried alive without the organ music, when I see the Ultra-Lib sycophant poster boy Chrissy Matthews on MSDNC and his fucked-up, once sorta funny now a pathetic commie-hack Fox News baiter Keith "Where-The-Fuck-Am-I?" Olbermann engage in a duel of one-up-manship over who can gush more over the "Hollow Man" Barack Hussein Obamination, when suddenly my evening went from suicidal to slightly entertaining when Chrissy let out a real whopper, that even for MSDNC was over the top, so much so, that fuckhead Olberman was speechless.

Chrissy was talking about a candidate that frankly is one of the more amazing characters in American political history. A guy, who has no substantitive record in politics anywhere, no foreign political experience whatsoever, a committed coward, a socialist who is one tax increase from being a full blown communist, a guy with Muslim heritage who refuses to salute the American Flag in a time of war - get this - a war against Muslims, a man so unremarkable in any substantitive way that you measure a man (like Hillary) that it defies reality, yet this "Hollow Man" speaks well and is charismatic, and on that empty promise may become "Commander-in-Retreat" of the most powerful country on Earth.

Sorta defines our American Idol culture, when good public speaking and a dash of charisma can land you the presidency. No other qualifications needed. Elect a guy who at best might be a middle of the road motivational speaker.

But that's enough for Chrissy. So much excitement, said Chrissy, that "Whenever he sees Obama, he starts to get all tingly inside, and that the tingling sensation starts at his foot and goes up right his leg into his--" well, he stopped there, and even the motormouth Olberman was left dumbfounded.

So the cat's out of the bag. Chrissy and the Libs are revealing what will get The Hollow Man elected in '08. Not policy, performance, or character, but tingliness. So, the last Lib jackoff that defiled the Whitehouse by having a hard-on for 20 year olds isn't good enough, now the entire Lib electorate wants a hard-on, so fuck the Clintons, share the excitement, vote the tingly Obama. Makes perfect sense to a Party that has as much substance as marshmallow fluff.