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October 28, 2008 MARCH OF THE ELITIST LIBERAL F&#%STICKS Ruprecht has his head in his hands It sort of hit me when I heard Katie Couric interview Joe the plumber today, and her sniveling, condescending remark: "So, how do you like being called Joe the Plumber?" Followed by: "So, what do you do to make a living, can you explain it to me?" What? He's a f&#%ing plumber, you dumb bitch. Then it all came together for Ruprecht in a sudden blinding light of existential understanding: Obama, Katie, Kennedy, Gibson, Pelosi, Reid, MSNBC, Letterman, Michelle, The View, Hollywood, The Media, Academia, Dumb Rich People with their disgusting fried egg Obama signs on their McMansion lawns, yes, yes, it suddenly made sense why these people are truly "Out of Their F&#%ing Minds," but think they're just fine, because, really, everyone else is just plain stupid. It is what we call in peasant town "f&#%ed up elitist asshole groupthink." It worked really well for the Nazi Party and Chairman Mao. The Obamazombies all believe that they are smarter than "the rest of us" like when The Chosen One explained to Joe monkey brains in disgusting Toledo how his tax plan was really good for Joe, and if he would just shut the f&#% up and let the smart people do this, it will all work out for, dare I say it, "The Downtrodden Collective." Trickle down Taxonomics. Obama Uber Alles. So, we need to be led. We need to be told what to do. We need to be governed by the chosen Illuminati, we need Big Liberal Government to make it all good, run of course, by super smart Harvard lawyers, backed by a complicit, corrupt media and lionized by Hollywood and Academia. No wonder Liberal assholes love The Castro Brothers, Chavez, Mao and Che, why, they GET it. People are stupid aimless sheep and need to be led by enlightened shepherds. Tragically, unlike China & Cuba, the American Liberati have to go through this disgusting political process called "Free Elections," which requires lying, dissembling and obfuscation, to fool most of the sheep into voting for them, which means, horror, the Chosen One and his minions have to actually talk to the sheep and eat their horrifying foodstuffs, but all necessary for the common good. Ruprecht watches in amazement at the lockstep of supposedly rational people backing a failed social experiment that never has, nor ever will work, and wonder what makes people throw history into the garbage can, and run en masse over the same cliff that has killed and impoverished millions before them. And then Katie, that little elitist bitch, so called "newsperson," clearly exposed it all in her interview with pathetic Joe the Monkey-Plumber. It's simple; it's our number one Liberal pal, Arrogance. YOU WILL BE LED BY US. YOU WILL BE TAXED BY US. YOU WILL NOT ASK WHY, BUT DO AS YOUR TOLD. Why, dear readers, it's the brand new shiny 21st Century Politboro, the Democratic Party. Welcome Comrades to The Brave New World. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
September 18, 2008 THE WORST GENERATION Ruprecht has his head in his hands sighing like a little bitch at the reality that his generation, the Baby Boomers, is the worst of all the generations, and can't even lick the ass of the WW II generation. Did you notice that on the Republican ticket, McCain is the generation ahead while Palin is the generation behind, so, where praytell is my generation? Well, the truth sadly is that my generation is now the left wing media, left wing acedemia, the Democratic Party and Hollywood. It is the generation of defeat. It is the generation of Poltical Correctness, it is the generation of godless amorality, it is the generation of abortionists, cowards, communists and worst of all, it is the generation of the cosmically stupid, who don't learn or care to learn the leassons of History, because, f&#% you, we know it all. We lost the war in Vietnam, we introduced mass use of drugs, the indiscriminent use of sex, engendered an entitled elitist attitude where things are expcected, not given, and frankly it is the most selfish, stupid, drug-addicted, amoral bunch of f&#%sticks ever bred in this country, and I'm awash in their left wing stupidity and cowardice. Daily I roll in the mud of their abysmal contibution to this great country, and yes, I am ashamed and mortified to be one of them. The best contribution to this country is that we die off, and fast, and make room for a new, greater generation to take over. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
August 23, 2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL DYSFUNCTION Well, well, well, the Democratic National Dysfunction is upon us my dear friends, and Ruprecht can't wait. Remember when you were a kid (all you 40-50 somethings), and we weren’t constipated by Political Correctness, local Carnivals would come rolling into town for the county fair or church fair, and all of them had a freak show. You know, the elephant man, the bearded lady, the two headed guy, and all of us would plop our quarters down and in an almost perverse sense of anticipation, sneak behind the curtains to gape in wonder at the freaks. Well, thanks to the so-called social "progressives" (or regressives, depending on your point of view), those freak shows are long gone at Carnivals, but, not gone entirely. No, no. The carnival freak show has now been transposed, or as progessives like to say, evolved into the very body politic that banned them through PC; they my dear readers, have become the freaks we all love to gape and laugh at, and the biggest damn freak show in the universe is coming to a TV near you for free my friends: the Democratic National Convention. Screw the Olympics, the real show is in Denver. Every whacko, conspiracy nutbag, feminist, faggot, druggie, Black Liberation Theologist, commie, open border psycho, environmentalist moron, and one world f&#%tard is, as we speak, streaming their way to Denver to have their "voices heard," and it's gonna be like One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest without Nurse Ratchet watching the loons. You see, when there is a majority of one, as you have now in the Democratic Party, chaos must ensue, because every nutjob needs to be heard as The Obamination so eloquently puts it, and when you have 30,000 screaming nutjobs all wanting to be heard, chaos reigns supreme, a.k.a. the Tower of Babel, but the entertainment value is off the charts. Now for the first time, my dear readers, Ruprecht has a secret copy of the DNC Denver Agenda which I will reveal to you: DAY 1
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Unfortunately, my dear readers, these are the loons and fucktards that the cosmically stupid electorate are going elect to lead us. Well, no pain, no gain. Let's all have $8.00 gas, 50 million illegals, 18% interest rates, and a military that can't fight it's way out of a paper bag, and maybe, just maybe, like after the Peanut Farmer, we all wake up and elect a true Conservative. But, not yet, not yet. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
August 1, 2008 OCTOBER SURPRISE Your esteemed political host missed on his prediction that Hillary was going to win the nomination after the Reverend Wright Affair, but hold on dear readers, not by much. In fact, Hillary stomped the shit out of the Half-n-Half Jesus in the last couple of primaries. We may not have heard the last from the Vladimiress, but, for now, to the victor go the spoils, and it's Hussein’s turn at leading the sophomoric, stunningly idiotic Democratic Party, which very well could win in November, what with a cadaver running against him. Well, well, well, Barak Hussein Obamination is getting smart and moving to the center politically, as most Manchurian Anti-Christs are wont to do, in order to fool the idiot electorate into believing this anti-military commie radical is somehow "just one of us." In fact, just for the record, I'm more black than that elitist Harvard uppity motherf&#%er. C'mon - white mammy, white grandparents, brought up in Kansas for God's sake, privileged Ivy League education. Barak's about as black as Jesse Helms. This Marxist piece of political shit may be able to easily fool a citizenry that has arguably the worst public education system in the industrialized world, a country filled with uneducated fatbodies that care more about stuffing their fat gobs with Big Macs and Miller Lights than what is going on politically in this country. It's easy to sound byte your way to the center as the populace stuff their faces with cheeseburgers and sit slackjawed watching the WWE and suddenly the rico suave pops on your TV screen unloading a boatload of bullshit, and the drooling prospective voters burp out: "Yo, Marge, that black fella looks like a real nice guy, I'll think I'll vote fer him" and then, John "The Cadaver" McCain pops up, looking like an embalmed corpse, and suddenly, the "Great Fooler" looks like the presumptive winner come November, but wait, wait... The Israelis aren’t fooled. No, no, no, indeed, they see Barak as a complete disaster, a young foolish Liberal punk, filled with warped ideology and completely out of his league in international affairs, woefully unprepared to confront Iran and the rest of the Muslim crazies that surround their tiny country. Worse yet, they harbor a deep-seated fear that Hussein has a warm n' fuzzy place in his Lib heart for the terrorists and Muslims, and, they aren’t sure at all where the "Great Fooler's" sentiments really lie. Are they willing to take a chance? Ruprecht thinks not. If Hussein begins to pull away in October from McCain, and it looks like a certitude that he could become our "Disaster In Chief," watch for the Israelis to strike Iran just before the election, which guarantees John McCain the Presidency. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
March 15, 2008 THE HUSSITANIA 28" of snow here in Cleveburg, the victim of global warming, watching as it slowly, slowly melts, I pray like the Lord in the Garden for a spike in CO2 levels here in NE Ohio so I can leave my winter prison before I kill my wife and kids but leave the dog because it doesn't talk, when, shazaam! - political manna falls from the electronic heavens to keep me fresh and happy till spring as I watch the cosmically dangerous Obama-Man and his jungly wife go up in a Spizternian puff of political smoke. Oh the joy. Apparently, this half-baked Muslim commie, cut n' run camel jockey and his Nubian bitch are supposed belong to this "Christian Church" that is rabidly anti-American, Jew-hating, pro-Palestinian, pro-Farrahkan, pro-Khadaffi and unbelievably, pro-terrorist. Christian Church my f&#%in’ ass. That don't sound like no church I belong to. The pastor is a Jew-Whitey-American hating bigot that puts Bin Laden to shame. The "Reverand" Jeremiah Wright preaches like Al Qaeda, smells like Al Qaeda, talks like Al Qaeda, and my daddy said if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, well, you know the rest. Now, put the Lib presidential golden-boy, raised Muslim, educated in a madras, together with a "pastor" that sound like a terrorist, well, well, well, Houston, we have a problem. Now, get this, the Obamnination tells us, and were supposed to believe, that in twenty f&#%ing years, he has NEVER heard this type of talk at his "Christian" Church, ever! Oh My Gosh, this anti-American rhetoric from his mentor, confidant and close personal friend, the Reverand, is all new to the Obama-man, and he is SHOCKED, simply SHOCKED. F&#% You Hussein. Even Democrats aren’t this stupid. The media is, but regardless, it's over for the Manchurian Candidate. The U-20 torpedo is the bigot "Reverand" Jeremiah Wright, and the golden heretofore untouchable Hussitania is square in it's sights, motoring toward destiny, as this highly flawed, and very dangerous human being with very questionable values, is going to the fucking bottom of political ignominy where he belongs. Clinton gets the nomination. Blacks are pissed and stay at home and don't vote. McCain wins in a landslide. Book it, Dano. PS: Ruprecht is just a tad worried about the tens, or maybe hundreds of thousand of our politically correct protected Black friends that go to hundreds of these quasi-Christian Anti-American "churches" and swallow this Wrightian garbage hook line and sinker. I shudder to think what the Lib press would do to a White Pastor and his political allies if they found ONE white Church that would say the same thing about Blacks. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
March 3, 2008 SANTA-HILLARY & OBAMA-CLAUS Well it's election eve here in OH-HI-OH and frozen Ruprecht is paralyzed with digital stupidity watching clueless Libs who, birdlike, are all-a-twitter what with their new black Jesus fetal full term dismemberment pro-choice warrior The Obama-Man, and the tried and true Ice-Bitch now softer and gentler, like used Charmin, and the giveaways flying around the airways like confetti at a Macy's Day Parade. The laughter runs high what with The Bitch laying into the Teflon Jesus about backing NAFTA which she helped pass in the Senate no less, and The Obamination promising 2 chickens in every pot, a Rolex, free healthcare (you get to pick), and jobs jobs jobs for every man-jack poor dumb mother in the State, and all this by the way by sticking it to the corporations, which, I understand from my economics professor, supplies those jobs. But, hey, the Lefties are all in a lather, slurping up this class warfare shit like my dog licks his balls, and loving every second of it. But today, election eve, the stakes are getting even higher, as Hillary is hanging on by her claws and Barak-Hussein, like the good little Muslim he is, smells the kill and is closing in for the Jihadi bombout punch, so on my way back from the Soviet Socialist Republik of Pennsylvania, I get an earful of this: "And Barack Obama (did I hear angels?) will fight the greedy corporations and cut taxes for the middle class (I assume you qualify if you gross under 25K) and put a $1,000 back into workingmen and workingwomen's pockets." What the f&#%? To whom does this elephant-eared half-white boy think he's talking to? I can't wipe my ass here in 2008 with a thousand bucks. And I live in Ohio for God's sake. That's not even a down on my daughter’s braces. That's a German car tune-up. They must think us hillbillys here in the Buckeye State are gonna run to those polls tomorrow and vote for The Half & Half Jesus and gol durn, get us all a thousand greenbacks. Maybe some Grapes of Wrath Bergen-Belsen family of 8 living on spent coal tailings might find that somewhat attractive, who knows, supplement the Black Velvet and pork rinds with some high falutin’ Canadian Club and Doritos for a month, but aw shucks, for the rest of us hayseeds, that just isn't gonna cut it. Jesus H. Christ, here I am in the 21st Century, the wall has fallen, Cuba is a rathole, Chavez is insane and I have to listen to two half baked commie f&#%tards spew irrelevant Marxist class warfare bullcrap Mommy & Daddy government is gonna save us all and The Psycho Ice-Bitch and/or Dumbo-Jesus is gonna run it? What the f&#%? Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | | February 17, 2008 CHRISSY, MSNBC & The Hollow Man So Ruprecht is idly killing a snowy February night in Clevetown, which is equivalent to being buried alive without the organ music, when I see the Ultra-Lib sycophant poster boy Chrissy Matthews on MSDNC and his f&#%ed-up, once sorta funny now a pathetic commie-hack Fox News baiter Keith "Where-The-f&#%-Am-I?" Olbermann engage in a duel of one-up-manship over who can gush more over the "Hollow Man" Barack Hussein Obamination, when suddenly my evening went from suicidal to slightly entertaining when Chrissy let out a real whopper, that even for MSDNC was over the top, so much so, that fuckhead Olberman was speechless. Chrissy was talking about a candidate that frankly is one of the more amazing characters in American political history. A guy, who has no substantitive record in politics anywhere, no foreign political experience whatsoever, a committed coward, a socialist who is one tax increase from being a full blown communist, a guy with Muslim heritage who refuses to salute the American Flag in a time of war - get this - a war against Muslims, a man so unremarkable in any substantitive way that you measure a man (like Hillary) that it defies reality, yet this "Hollow Man" speaks well and is charismatic, and on that empty promise may become "Commander-in-Retreat" of the most powerful country on Earth. Sorta defines our American Idol culture, when good public speaking and a dash of charisma can land you the presidency. No other qualifications needed. Elect a guy who at best might be a middle of the road motivational speaker. But that's enough for Chrissy. So much excitement, said Chrissy, that "Whenever he sees Obama, he starts to get all tingly inside, and that the tingling sensation starts at his foot and goes up right his leg into his--" well, he stopped there, and even the motormouth Olberman was left dumbfounded. So the cat's out of the bag. Chrissy and the Libs are revealing what will get The Hollow Man elected in '08. Not policy, performance, or character, but tingliness. So, the last Lib jackoff that defiled the Whitehouse by having a hard-on for 20 year olds isn't good enough, now the entire Lib electorate wants a hard-on, so f&#% the Clintons, share the excitement, vote the tingly Obama. Makes perfect sense to a Party that has as much substance as marshmallow fluff. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
August 15, 2007 TAX MAN vs. ILLEGALS Ruprecht regularly gets terrorized by the Tax Man, as I am unfortunate enough to be a small business owner and have the unfortunate life experience of writing substantive checks to the federal government every quarter and thus know exactly how much they piss away on worthless pork and other mega waste overruns. I did receive a certified letter from the IRS several weeks ago, which put my spouse in a state of panic, as my business has been audited four times, at the cost of many tens of thousands of dollars. Down to the Post Office I went posthaste to sign for my government letter. I opened it and immediately was struck at the severity of the language, which, in order, threatened me with a lien on my property, legal action requiring me to get an attorney and, most distressing, jail time. They demanded to be "made whole" or all the legal and punitive resources of the Federal Government would be "brought to bear" on my business and on my family if necessary to make sure I complied with their monetary demands, and to send them a check immediately for $5.82. What!? I was wondering as I set this love letter down how the f&#% that I, as a law abiding, tax paying citizen gets terrorized in this manner by "my" government, and also how any dumb f&#% on the planet would endorse a tax increase, and also how any half-wit moron wouldn't want to disband the IRS and go to a Flat Tax. But what really irritated Ruprecht was all this political bullshit about how "mean and "unfair" the government was to law breaking illegals. The Lib media and press demanding that these law breakers are nothing but hard working innocents who richly deserve our love and tax money. Yet, the IRS will extort, threaten with jail time, hunt down and punish law abiding citizens for a couple of bucks. Why should illegals get a free pass, benefits, and citizenship for breaking laws and not paying taxes that Joe-blow dumbf&#% taxpayer would be prosecuted and sent to jail? Then I realized only RICH politicians could possibly think this way, in some cosmic disconnect with reality, that millions of disease infested, uneducated illegals somehow "benefit" our society. The drain on your tax dollars to clean them up and educate them far surpasses any work benefit (to rich business owners) that they bring to the table. But only being ultra rich, living on thousand acre ranches and gated communities with security Gitmo would envy does the threat of millions of 3rd world desperados not seem so frightening. Maybe Ruprecht analyses is a little harsh for you "sensitive" types here, so let me elucidate what I think is the problem is with this amnesty bullshit. I would like either:
Then I'm cool with the whole clusterf&#%. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
April 28, 2007 DEMOCRAT PARTY MASCOT I can't even lift me hand to bang my pot. I watch in stunned silence as the Democratic Party officially becomes the Party of Gutless Cowards. Harry "Vietnam" Reid, Barack "Madrass" Obamination, Hillary "I is Black likes Youse" Clinton, Dennis "The Cleveland Turd" Kucinich, Ted "White Lightning" Kennedy, Nancy "Psycho" Pelosi and the list of whacked out, power-crazy Democratic yellow-bellies goes on and on. The people that voted this steaming pile of disgraceful shit into Congress should be horsewhipped. The only things these shitbirds have the guts to fight are defenseless fetuses, in that case, lets go Rambo and rip those lil f&#%ers out by the legs and suck out their brains. Real tough. Beating up babies.
But let Al Qaeda say "Boo" and Hillary, Harry, Ted, Nancy and Barack and the rest of the Libs roll over like scared bitches and stick their cherry asses in the air begging for a good Koranic screwing. Well, if one of these cowards get into the White House in '08 and they bag on the War, there will be a reckoning. And when it happens, I want all the people who voted these appeasers into power, not to cry and whine and bitch like little girls that the government isn't protecting me enough. Because if you elect sissies, chickens, appeasers, cowards, and Nancy Pelosi into positions of power, don't expect a whole lot of badass when the enemy comes looking for you. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
April 17, 2007 MORE ON THE SHRIEKER OF THE HOUSE Not only has Shrieker Pelosi violated the Logan Act and committed a felony for conducting negotiations with an enemy nation without permission from the State Department, but she scared the living shit out of strongman and fellow psycho, Bashar al-Assad. It was reported that when Assad, or as his friends jokingly call him, Mr. Assad the Jew Killer, saw the Botox Bitch, with her shriveled head, bug-eyes and frozen grin, he almost fainted, thinking that the 12th Shamir-Queen of the prophet Mohammed, dead these 1500 years, had come to life. Assad, the Jew-Killer, as his friends affectionately call him, almost fell to his knees in awe-struck adulation as he saw the mummified Queen of Mohammed approach him from the jet runway. Assad was vastly disappointed, however, when Mohammed's Queen brought messages of peace, later found to be erroneous, from the terror state of Israel. Both crazies, however, seemed to enjoy their brief psychotic interlude together, but sadly, both left the meeting feeling, well, disappointed. Shame. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
April 6, 2007 POLITICAL WOMEN
(or HOW THE TOO-BUSY WEBMASTER SCREWED UP AND MISSED TWO OPPORTUNITIES FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR RUPRECHT OPINE ON TODAY’S POLITICAL STARLETS) Hillary (in response to this article, March 6, 2007) I can see it now, instead of making like a Motel 6 putting up Chinese agents like her worthless husband, the dyke-ice-bitch is going to rent out the White House to Faggots. Great. Instead of taking bribes from Communists in exchange for missile technology and a free night in the Lincoln bedroom, the Bitch is going to have dyke special "Strap-Ons" in the Vaginal Office for her queer buddies. Looking at those fat, cheesy thighs and a face that can instantly break a Marine Drill Sergeant into a blubbering pile of protoplasm, you have to wonder just a little if Hillary is taking part in the fun. You damn well know Billy-boy hasn't put the meat to the horror hog in quite awhile, but maybe, just maybe, she doesn't really want it after all. And that, my Asylum Friends, is what makes Hillary so dangerous. Whereas that grifter hillbilly fuck Bill was out for the pussy and the money, the Ice-Bitch really believes in this shit, and is determined, despite her chameleon act to the contrary, to implement and mainstream her communist ideology. She is far, far more dangerous than her "husband." Nancy (in response to this article, February 17, 2007) I watch this nutbag grandma botox witch strutting around Congress with that goofy frozen joker grin and I have the sinking feeling I am watching the Perfect Storm of a crazy Lib in full blown psychosis without any hope that someone is going to quick-jump her with a power shot of 20ml of uncut lithium carbonate into her veins, and strap her crazy botox Lib-ass stat to a gurney and get her the fuck out of congress and military jet her into Dr. Emil Schoephausen's Clinic for some serious therapeutic high voltage. This Lib bitch has lost it. An "American" no less that legislates LOSING and the shameful 246 congressional appeasement lackeys that voted for our defeat in Iraq that will go down in infamy in American political history. Sadly, it looks like only major 9/11 catastrophe with thousands, maybe tens of thousands of casualties will wake us up to the fact that Democrats and Liberals are cowards, appeasers, and pussies, and will never have the guts or nerve to wage, let alone win this war. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
March 23, 2007 NFL MUSINGS
The Bengals didn't have much to say about the latest incident involving one of their players. Over a nine-month period, nine Bengals have been arrested...
Joey Porter Accused of Hitting Bengal Monday, March 19, 2007 11:57 PM EDT The Associated Press By KEN RITTER LAS VEGAS (AP) — Miami Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter was accused of punching Cincinnati Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones after police said the players exchanged trash talk at a casino blackjack table (here)... OK. The NFL has pretty much discarded white skill players in favor of speed and jumping skills or as political correctness wont to say "athletes" and now they reap what they sow. Instead of a team sport, the NFL has become a haven for "gangsta brothers" that can run and jump but value nothing about team and only pursue personal gain and "cred" for themselves, their posses and their bitches. The NBA isn't much better. But every sportscaster is programmed to gush over the athleticism and gloss over the obvious personal and cultural deficiencies, even outright felonious behavior, because, as we all have taught to politically think correctly, they come from an economic and cultural disadvantage (caused of course by the white man) so even their criminal behavior gets a full pass, and the game and fans suffer with these fucked-up, a-hole, end-zone-dancing punk jack-offs. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
March 17, 2007 300 Well, as I was sitting in my "basement" with my pots flicking through cable news channels, as chance would wont, I unfortunately, or through sheer laziness, stopped briefly on the Caliphate News Network (CNN), better lately I might add than the completely off the reservation, Muslim Shi'a National Broadcasting Network (MSNBC) and lo, I saw some hagged-up botoxed fag loving CNN film critic critiquing 300. Oh baby I thought as I grabbed my favorite pot, I got to see this, and sure enough the Lib-bitch delivered. 300 was "way too violent, and way too cartoonish," and, as she squinted her eyes and flapped her wrists like homosexuals do when they get real excited, she squealed, "It was JUST not for meeeeeeeeee." It was so predictable I almost got a hard on. Then, without mising a beat, she began gushing over the next film she saw, something about a faggot in love with another faggot all chain-fucking in a merry homo cinemaic romp which she thought was really, just simply FAB. A truly great movie. I vomited into my pot. Then, I realized in a sudden flash of historical insight what and where this country is on the War on Terror. I now knew, and 300 held the key to the great conundrum. The answer to this 21st Century Question of who will defend Modern Democracy comes to every American from 480 BC and the Battle of Thermopylae. When a messenger warned Leonidas, The Spartan King, that the Persian Army under Xerxes was invading Greece to destroy Democratic Greece, and that the Athenians were afraid and badly needed help, Leonidas replied, "What do you expect from a nation of philosophers and boy-lovers?" And, strapping on his war gear, took his men and marched into history. And yes, there is a direct parallel between the modern day Marines and their willingness to die to save Democracy and the clueless Liberal boy lovers it so tragically spawns. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
February 25, 2007 ACADEMY OF MISOLOGY Watching the Oscars, no wonder Al Qaeda wants to annihilate us. The laughable irony is that the leftist Hollywood fucks are paradoxically the progenitor of the cultural rot that infuriates the terrorists, while the first defenders of the terrorists' right to annhilate the West are in fact first on the list to be exterminated by the terrorists. You see why Hollywood, Liberals, Democrats are such a moral and intellectual joke? They don't even understand why the war is on, why it is being waged, and why they, of all Westerners, are in the most danger, and should be on their knees to every Marine, blubbering for protection, sucking cock. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
February 14, 2007 QUEEN OF BIMBOS Now into the 6th day of non-stop coverage of the death of the Queen of Bimbos, I can’t help but wonder what this drug-addicted bitch has done to get 6 days of non-stop coverage; I mean did she invent something, did she cure a disease, did she write a famous book or saved millions from starvation; I mean what has this fat hillbilly slob done to get all this media attention? She was a waste of life. Even her hilljack mommy said so. A fat grifter chick that happened to look good when she was twentysomething, scammed a 90 year old man to steal his money, killed her one son, and spent every day of her life using drugs and alcohol to get through the day, and that somehow warrants 24 hour around the clock coverage of her useless life and totally predictable death. But then it isn't Nicole's fault, is it? She is just happens to be the train wreck de jour that today's 24 hour, non-stop media feeds on. More of an indictment of the vapid irrelevant media than some drug-addicted Bimbo. No wonder the Democrats are going to win. A media that is obsessed with sound bites, movie stars, and knee-jerk imagery rather than substance and relevancy fits hand and glove with the moronic left wing electorate. A match made in heaven. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
February 8, 2007 LIBERAL INSANITY How do you really describe the mindset of a Lib? The only thing I can deduce is that Libs are either stupid or insane. Now, I personally don't hate the dummies; in fact, some of my best friends are Libbers, but man o' man, I sure hate what they stand for. Why? Because everything about Liberlasim is a lie. The Big Lie is pretty simple really, it's the fundamental belief that the State is the solution for the human condition. If it wasn't such a lie, then why do Liberal politicians hate the word "Liberal" so much? Why do Libbers get so angry and nasty when you question their Liberal beliefs? If it was such a noble cause, why aren’t Liberals shouting their ideology from the rooftops? Because Liberalism, like Socialism and Communism, is a demonstrable historical failure. What kind of people make up the Lib populace? What idiots fall for this pile of unadulterated crap?
It's sort of interesting how the Lib population demographics fall into the same general categories of losers as the Democratic-Stalinist Party. The first general category of Democrats are, of course, all the losers in life: The crazies, the mentally unhinged, the paranoids, the cosmically dumb, the takers, grifters, druggies, ex-hippies, the simple-minded young, the non-thinkers, the emotives, the illegals, the sexually perverted and confused. The second category is more interesting: The Ultra-rich and the pseudointelligentsia. These assholes have so much money or are so "cocooned" by the academic life, that out of guilt or "failure to launch" in life's real lessons, they embrace Liberal ideology as way to feel better about themselves, or in the case of so called academics, feel superior. Either way, they both make me want to puke when I see or hear them. They are an embarrassment to rational thought. Don't Democrats know that the wall came down? That Socialism and Communism in all its forms are not just failed social experiments, but cannot work for anyone, ever? It's a social evolutionary dead-end in all it's forms. The State cannot do even the most rudimentary social functions let alone healthcare and welfare. Can you say "Katrina?" That's a microcosm of how government bureaucracy works, will work, will always work, and is forever doomed to work. But, they just don't get it. Democrats always think with enough tax money and with enough super-smart Hillary types running it, it can be fixed. Just like welfare. After trillions of wasted dollars and a permanently emasculated minority they still want to bring it back. HELP! Get the pots!! But I digress. In the shameless pursuit of votes, even at the expense of our country's security, the Democrats will pursue this failed social Frankenstein because it can get them elected. They know that Liberalism is a canard, but there are so many of you fools out there "in need" emotionally or financially that when they vomit their appeasement and social largesse platforms, you lap up their lost-in-the-60's puke like the good dogs you are, without questioning the content. It's sad to see, because 50% of Americans fall for this crap, and the number is only going to go up as the Democrats (and psuedo-Republicans) purposely let more and more needy illegals (can you say votes?) into our country over the next decade. However, there is a law of social absolutism at work here totally independent of what anyone's opinions are on the matter, and, like gravity, will kick in when the law is fulfilled, and it's this: When the takers (users) outnumber the producers (givers) the system will collapse. So let the illegals in. Go full welfare. Go for universal healthcare so every fat-body, illegal, and hypochondriac can exhaust and waste the system. Go ahead. The absolute law of Takers-Producers will kick in, and when the over-taxed producers finally fall over dead or just give up from governmental abuse, our society will collapse. Don't believe me? Look at the Soviet Union and now Cuba and pretty soon Venezuela. As George Santayana said "Those who do not learn from History are doomed to repeat it." That should be the platform of the Democratic-Socialist Party. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | |
February 4, 2007 MEET RUPRECHT If anyone has had the pleasure of seeing the hilarious SteveMartin/Michael Caine movie "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels," there is a segment of the movie where Michael Caine, as the penultimate "faux royal rico suave," is attempting to swindle millions of dollars from a naive American heiress through marriage. At one point during the engagement the heiress is surreptitiously introduced to her new brother-in-law, Ruprecht. Out of necessity Ruprecht, played by Steve Martin, is kept locked in the basement where he yells and screams, bangs pots like a crazed chimp, and is threatened by Michael Caine, his "brother," with the genital cuffs, a severe, but necessary punishment for psychotic behavior toward his future sister-in-law. The ploy works, and stunned, the heiress politely declines matrimony and Caine gets her engagement cash and favors. Well in this blog, for reasons known only to the Author, I am relegated to the role of Ruprecht, the crazed brother banging pots and yelling and screaming in the "Asylum," constantly being chastised and threatened with the dreaded genital cuffs. So be it. I have been given a forum, and being crazy in a "sane" Liberal world, I feel as if my Asylum is really the only sane place left for me and my legion of fans who have to stomach the constant stream of Liberal excrement that vomits forth from the pro-liberal media 24/7. It may be that the "Asylum" is in reality, the sane place, and everything else - especially the Democratic party, Liberals, the Media, Academia, Hollywood - has gone insane. You decide. Posted by Ruprecht | Permalink | | |
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